Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come back.

Husband: I lost my wife. She went
shopping and hasn't come back.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked

Inspector: Slim or robust?

Husband: Not slim, may be robust.

Inspector: Colour of her eyes?

Husband: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to
season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure if it was a dress
or suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Colour of car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged
3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power,
teamed with an eight-speed
tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch
on the front left door... and...and...
(starts sobbing)

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will
find your car.. 😂

Abi what do you think he was really looking for..?

His wife or his car..?😂

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